I remember when the world wasn’t coming to an end every 2 months.
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I’ll never backstab my best friend because she has way too much dirt on me.
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How come everytime I do something awesome no one is around to witness it?
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I won’t be buying a nook until they come out with one that can actually produce a ‘real book’ smell.
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Sometimes I’ll wear a suit just to make myself look important.
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School would be a lot easier if I had been friends with smarter people.
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Can you repeat that? I can’t hear you over all the voices in my head.
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If I avoid eye contact with you…it probably means that I really like you.
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Going to job interviews is a lot like a first date. I get nervous/sweaty and fumble with my words and I never get a call back.
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