JUST TAKE THE COMPLIMENT!!!
I hate it when you give a compliment to someone and they refuse to take it.
Who’s Mark Twain?
It’s okay if you didn’t graduate from elementary school. Neither did Mark Twain. True story.
I LOVE YOU TOO FOOD
Me: “why am i single?” Brain: “You’re weird” Body: “and you’re fat” Face: “Plus you’re ugly” Food: “but I’m here for you”
desperate times
You know you’re desperate for an answer when you have to look on the second page of a google search.
This Never Works!
Every few years someone tries to bring back the mullet and they fail miserably every single time.