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You only need six things to get a girl; they’re called abs.
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When a woman says “Do whatever you want” DO NOT do whatever you want.
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
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If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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I’m sorry the relationship with the psycho everyone warned you about didn’t work out.
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The best relationship advice: Make sure you are the crazy one.
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Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
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