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A, B, Q, Y, N, F

But officer that’s not fair, I can’t even say the alphabet sober.

A, B, Q, Y, N, F

I Can’t Even Crawl a Straight Line!

Walk in a straight line?! But I can’t even crawl yet officer.

I Can't Even Crawl a Straight Line!

I LOVE YOU TOO FOOD

Me: “why am i single?” Brain: “You’re weird” Body: “and you’re fat” Face: “Plus you’re ugly” Food: “but I’m here for you”

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Drink Up!

Life seems a lot easier after a few glasses of wine.

Drink Up!

What’s Worse?

The only thing worse than being in a room full of drunk people is being sober in a room full of drunk people.

Whats Worse?

I Love You Man!

Oh you’ve been drinking? Tell me more about how much you love me.

I Love You Man!

Oooooo Did I Drunk Txt Anyone?

Got drunk last night, didn’t call or text anyone.

Oooooo Did I Drunk Txt Anyone?

Just One More

Okay, but just one more beer, I have to be up at 3AM tomorrow to wake my parents up.

Just One More

Wii Controller is Too Difficult

The Wii Controller is too difficult while drunk.

Wii Controller is Too Difficult