When life gives you lemons, squeeze those lemons in someone’s eye.
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Drives slowly, until you try to pass him.
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Saying sorry just so the other person will shut up.
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There are no stupid questions, only questions that make you sound stupid.
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In case you didn’t understand that look I just gave you, shut up!
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I hate when cashiers ask “Will that be all for you” “no I will take all this invisible stuff too.”
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That annoying moment when people ask you “What’s Wrong?” when nothing is wrong.
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Of course I CAN be nice to you, I just choose not to.
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That was actually really funny. But I don’t like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.
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Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
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