Literally!

That one friend who literally says literally every chance they get.

You Have Narcissism Bro!

Takes psych 101, starts analyzing everyone he knows.

You never know how annoying someone is until you live with them.

Why is is that all advertisements on Youtube play instantly but the video itself takes ten minutes to load?

Don’t expect a ‘Bless You’ after the 5th sneeze, get that under control.

Uses hashtags, on every comment.

Went from “single” to “in a relationship” Fourth time this week, same guy.

Invited to party, brings 8 other guys with him.

“You’re Dieting?” Thinks about food 24/7.

The best alarm clock? Kids.