I See A Problem Here

Don’t Think I’m Alone Now

That awkward moment when you think you’re alone in a public restroom, about to poop, and someone walks in.

How do you know when you’re in love? When you’ve accepted the fact that your boyfriend/girlfriend does indeed poop, too.

That awkward moment when you’re checking yourself out in a public bathroom mirror and someone walks in…

Waving your hands like an idiot in front of the automatic paper towel machine in the restroom.

Does anyone else find it weird when friends are talking to you on the phone while using the bathroom?

You need to use the bathroom? Well there is only 25 minutes left so you can hold it until then.

“Employees must wash hands” What about everyone else?

That moment when you have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and the hallway is suddenly the most terrifying thing in the world.

I don’t always read the directions on toothpaste, but when I do, it’s because I forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom.