I agree with the mom

Who’s Your Favorite?!

Every parent secretly has a favorite kid.

I hope I have rich kids so they can take care of me when I get old.

I know I am getting old when my friends start having kids on purpose.

Everytime I see a cute baby I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the entire night.

I want to be a stay at home mom without the kids.

Your screaming child just reminded me that I need to take my birth control.

Every mother on earth has given birth to a child, except my mother, she gave birth to a legend.

That awkward moment when you say something and sound exactly like your parent.

Everyone talks about a better planet for their children, when most parents need to worry about making better children for the planet.