Who’s My Best Friend?

Microwaves are a college student’s best friend.

P.S. Degree

I’m in college studying to be a professional sleeper.

Creates slide show with important notes, goes through it in 20 seconds.

College has a fire drill while in class, guess it’s time to leave.

Wrote the first sentence of a 10 page term paper, “That’s about enough for today.”

Dorm room is a mess, “When does campus staff come and clean?”

Skips class, brags on Facebook.

Notices class has run a minute late, stands up and dismisses himself.

Goes back to school like everyone else, doesn’t complain about it.

I don’t always look bad at school, but when I do, I see every attractive person on campus.