Microwaves are a college student’s best friend.
I’m in college studying to be a professional sleeper.
Creates slide show with important notes, goes through it in 20 seconds.
College has a fire drill while in class, guess it’s time to leave.
Wrote the first sentence of a 10 page term paper, “That’s about enough for today.”
Dorm room is a mess, “When does campus staff come and clean?”
Skips class, brags on Facebook.
Notices class has run a minute late, stands up and dismisses himself.
Goes back to school like everyone else, doesn’t complain about it.