Please…Don’t Call Me

There are 8 different ways of contacting me through my phone that doesn’t involve me talking to you, please use one of those.

I Had Something Funny To Say

I had something funny to say, but the topic was changed before I could say it.

I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.

That awkward moment when you say nevermind because you are just too lazy to re-explain the story again.