Thats good soup.

Soup of the day: Tequila

Here’s a secret for ya

The secret of enjoying a good wine: 1. open the bottle to allow it to breath. 2. If it does not look like it is breathing give it mouth-to-mouth.

I’m of legal age to drink, but I still can’t color in the lines.

Oh you’ve been drinking? Tell me more about how much you love me.

Let’s factor my hangover into today’s workload.

Too old for high school parties. Too young for bars.