What Do I Wanna Do Today?

Things I don’t feel like doing today: Moving.

I Don’t Know!

I used to be indecisive but now I’m not certain.

I just wanted you to know that amish you.

Grab a helmet, because I am about to blow your mind!

I have CDO, it’s like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order…AS THEY SHOULD BE!

No officer, my speech isn’t slurred. I’m just talking in cursive.

I swear your mom and I are just Facebook friends.

One quality I’m not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.

I’d be much more excited for your birthday if it was my birthday.

This guy, I love this guy.