WHODIDIT?

Curling irons have a warning tag that says, “For external use only” Which one of you made that necessary?

Curves or Rolls, Not A Fine Line

I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not even close.

Please don’t judge me for the ecards on my pinterest, I have no control over the humor I find in them.

Rogaine takes its toll, yet again…

I have a passion for not cooking.

My body isn’t a temple, it’s a maximum security prison for fat.

I’m too lazy to text, unless you’re hot.

I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you can’t quote mean girls with me, you don’t deserve to be my friend.