Feel the burn

I hope you’ve nearly recovered from your annual New Year’s Day trip to the Gym.

When parents find your tumblr…

Every few years someone tries to bring back the mullet and they fail miserably every single time.

The store didn’t have the Uggs I wanted, had to buy another pair.

The bluetooth in my Mercedes broke, now I have to use that ugly earpiece.

I’ve worn the same clothes 3 days in a row and nobody’s noticed.

Doesn’t forward chainmail, dies in sleep.

Doesn’t hit eject when taking out USB. Loses all files.