Has 703 Facebook friends, sister has 704
Wanted to turn off my laptop, Windows is updating.
I want McDonald’s breakfast, but it’s 10:31.
They brought my appetizer at the same time as the meal.
Took apart clicky pen, lost spring.
Forgot my iPod at home, had to listen to the radio in the car.
My hand is too big for the pringles can.
I had to make a sandwich using one of the end pieces.
This show is stupid now, but I have already watched 4 seasons and I’m too invested to stop.
Tried to carefully open a cereal bag, tore a huge hole in the bag.