Where’s My Flying Car Scientists?!
It’s 2012 and I still do not have a flying car; scientists have clearly failed.
You Couldn’t Pause TV?!
Just think…twenty years down the road your kids will be saying things like, “You mean to tell me there was a time when you couldn’t pause live TV?”
I Am Older Than The Internet
In the future I’ll tell my grandsons that I am older than the internet, and blow their minds!
