It’s a squieeeeerrrrrrrrlllllllllllll
There’s no right way to eat a Rhesus.
There’s a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
I don’t always shove things up a turkeys butt, but when I do, it tastes delicious.
A garlic clove a day keeps the ladies away.
Sees chips and dip on table, double dips.
Steps in dog poop, not wearing shoes.
Is candy corn considered a vegetable?