This is why dogs are better

Hey cat! Imma book your head! *boop* LOL!

So true…

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

I hate when people steal my ideas, before I think of them.

Is your child still wetting the bed? Get them an electric blanket, they’ll learn.

At any given time, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away

Soup of the day: Tequila

WINGMAN OF THE YEAR

My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.

TOAST french toast