There’s A Baby, What Do I Do?!

Someone brings baby to house, Googles “how to interact with babies.”

Are You Wasting Time!?

Sees you wasting time, 15 minute lecture on wasting time.

Films Bigfoot, accidentally tapes over footage.

Pours milk in chocolate cereal, instant chocolate milk.

Venison for dinner? Oh Deer!

Favorite Quote: Carpe Diem, plays farmville 10 hours a day.

Invites you over to play video games, never lets you play.

I don’t always have a girl coming over to hang out, but when I do, I spend 5 hours cleaning my apartment.

TGIF!! Doesn’t have a job.

Justifies something so you do it, makes you feel bad for doing it.