Walk in a straight line?! But I can’t even crawl yet officer.
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Got promoted at work, first day.
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I don’t always go the speed limit, but when I do, it’s because I just saw a cop.
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Always late, never calls to let you know.
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Oh, you’re straight edge? Please tell me more about how perfect you are.
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Meets girl on the internet, not a girl.
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How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they’re free of charge!
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This is cursive, it is very important and you will use it all the time.
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Asks a girl out, apologizes when she says no.
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Girlfiriend dumps me a week before her birthday, return her $300 gift.
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