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Threw our first big party last night. Here is the fridge.

The best Space Mountain photo

Domino’s effect

Feel free to die now!

don’t judge me

If by “working out” you mean “dancing in front of a mirror in my underwear and a pair of heels” then yes, I work out.

Ohhhh nooooo…

Oh no, y’all just read this in my voice.

Drunky McBaby

And then I says to her, I says, No, I got YOUR nose.

Forward Your Chainmail

Doesn’t forward chainmail, dies in sleep.

Forgot the Shoes

Spent $400 at mall, forgot to get shoes I went for.

You Flinched

Pretends to throw something at your face. “Look, he flinched!”