Domestic

I like my violence like I like my beer. Domestic.

So Do I

Hermione, I have a confession. Before you say anything, I’m sorry. I like Ron. So do I.

Just to be clear, did you ‘ask’ me a question or ‘ax’ me a question because I don’t want to die.

Does this dress make me look fat? No, your fat makes you look fat.

Maybe you should try eating makeup so you can be beautiful on the inside.

Putting a fancy shirt on over your muffin top doesn’t make you a cupcake.

That moment when you realize you’ve been looking at just this girl’s beach photos on Facebook.

That awkward moment when you realize someone is in the car who’s window you’re using as a mirror.

That awkward moment when you clog the toilet at a friend’s house.

That awkward moment when your crush asks you who you like.