It’s a squieeeeerrrrrrrrlllllllllllll
Every parent secretly has a favorite kid.
Makes up lie to get out of trouble, parents believe it.
Like if you’ve ever made your parents count to three before.
Never ask your parents for money right after they get off work.
Never trust your parents when they tell you that you’re good at something.
That curfew my parents gave me was just a suggestion, right?
I’d listen to my parents more often if they sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Visiting you parents house just so your mom will offer to do your laundry.