Walking 10 feet ahead of your parents in the store to avoid embarrassment.
Sometimes I think mommy is happier than me when I don’t have homework.
That awkward moment when you say something and sound exactly like your parent.
I Don’t Always call my parents, but when I do, I need something.
“Mom, I’m going out.” “With your friends?” “No mom, with terrorists.”
When you call your parents and the don’t answer it is no big deal. But when they call me and I don’t answer it’s like World War III.
The only reason parents give children middle names is so they know when they are really in trouble.
My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said, “Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Santa Claus” and walked away…like a boss.
That scary moment when you get a notification that you were tagged in a photo and your parents thought you were elsewhere.