Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.
If you put a hot dog in the fridge, does it become a cold dog?
I want to drive a Volkswagen Bug around just so I am the reason someone is getting punched.
That mini panic attack you get when your seat belt is all tangled up when trying to put it on.
That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by.
Loving how small your phone is without a case, but you can’t bear to leave it naked all the time.
When the entire bottle of conditioner at a hotel isn’t nearly enough.