Did That Toy Just Move?

Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.

Laughing At Your Own Punchline!

Not being able to finish a sentence because you are laughing so hard about the ending.

That awkward moment when you’re talking to someone with an accent, and you accidentally respond in their accent.

If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, is revenge ice cream?

That awkward moment when you can’t tell if the girl is attractive or just good at putting makeup on.

Copies and pastes quotes from famous people, look how deep I am.

At age 18 being in a band is sexy, at age 24 being in a band is pathetic.

That awkward moment when you’re about to hug someone super sexy and then you run into the mirror.

If twin females marry twin males, will their children look exactly the same?

How awesome would it be if a liar’s pants actually caught fire?