Cell Phone Flashlight

Using your phone as a flashlight and hitting random buttons to keep it lit.

Google is a Teenager

Google is only 14 years old and know so much more than me.

Only Hold Out For 3 Seconds

That awkward moment when you try to stay mad at your best friend and can only hold out for 3 seconds.

A Car Lets You Cross

That awkward half running walk thing you do when a car lets you cross the road.

Where Do You Itch?

Right now on your body, there is at least one place that itches.

Do Radio Stations Know This?

Dear radio stations, you do know that there’s more than 5 songs in the world, right?

Pay Attention To Me!

That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you, then someone else says the same thing and they all pay attention.


If what you see is what you get, why can’t you judge a book by its cover?

Which Arm Rest is Mine?

When you are at the movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Bless His Heart

If you start off a phrase with “Bless His heart…” it always means something bad.