Using your phone as a flashlight and hitting random buttons to keep it lit.
Google is only 14 years old and know so much more than me.
That awkward moment when you try to stay mad at your best friend and can only hold out for 3 seconds.
That awkward half running walk thing you do when a car lets you cross the road.
Right now on your body, there is at least one place that itches.
Dear radio stations, you do know that there’s more than 5 songs in the world, right?
That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you, then someone else says the same thing and they all pay attention.
If what you see is what you get, why can’t you judge a book by its cover?
When you are at the movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If you start off a phrase with “Bless His heart…” it always means something bad.