Finds $100 gift card in junk drawer, Circuit City
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I remember when the world wasn’t coming to an end every 2 months.
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That dizzy feeling you get when you stand up too fast is called “postural hypotension.”
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I’ll never backstab my best friend because she has way too much dirt on me.
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Music + Homework = Awesomeness
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How come everytime I do something awesome no one is around to witness it?
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Failed Final, so did everyone else.
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When your friend gets a new boyfriend and forgets that you even exist.
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I won’t be buying a nook until they come out with one that can actually produce a ‘real book’ smell.
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Sometimes I’ll wear a suit just to make myself look important.
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