Dear Harold…

The best nicknames are usually the ones that people don’t know they have.

Here kitty kitty

Let’s work it out.
Cause honestly, you’re just one bad breakup away from owning 41 cats.

Facebook couples. Y U No use private chat?

If I had a tail, it would wag everytime you walk in the door.

When your friend gets a new boyfriend and forgets that you even exist.

If I avoid eye contact with you…it probably means that I really like you.

That shocking moment when someone actually flirts with you.

She said she didn’t see any fireworks when we kissed…round two.

We chat online for, like, two hours everyday so, I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.