The Midterm Is Worth 40%?

Tomorrows midterm is worth 40%, better go buy the textbook.

I Don’t Know Can You?

Can I use the restroom, I don’t know, can you?

I don’t always learn important stuff in class, but when I do, I forget it by the time I get home.

Teacher surprises everyone with a test, multiple choice.

Can’t stay awake in class, wide awake when class is out.

Creates slide show with important notes, goes through it in 20 seconds.

Over the weekend write a 5 page paper, on this fifteen word poem.

There are no stupid questions, only questions that make you sound stupid.

Woke up 30 minutes after class started, day off.

Wrote the first sentence of a 10 page term paper, “That’s about enough for today.”