Let Me Call You Back

Walking up to the cash register while on the phone, “I’m checking out, let me call you back.”

Will That Be All For You Today?

I hate when cashiers ask “Will that be all for you” “no I will take all this invisible stuff too.”

I use self checkout so the cashier doesn’t judge my purchases.

The other line always moves faster.

Walking 10 feet ahead of your parents in the store to avoid embarrassment.

It’s sad when more people get excited about Black Friday than they do about Thanksgiving.

Driving around the parking lot for 30 minutes just to find a space that is 10 feet closer to the door.

Pinterest: Retail therapy for the broke.

I need to go to the store, but I already took my bra off.

Sweetie, there’s nothing a new pair of shoes can’t fix.