I’m not lazy…I just don’t feel like doing anything right now…or ever.
Why do I always feel more tired after I take a nap?
If I’m up before the sun rises…shoot me.
Doesn’t the sun know that I’m still tired?
Everytime I see a cute baby I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the entire night.
Need to wake up early? Well better stay up all night thinking about how you have to wake up early.
Went back to sleep for another 10 minutes, finished awesome dream.
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.