Hears alarm clock going off, turns it off without waking up.
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Confession: I still check for monsters under the bed.
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I sleep less, I’m tired. I sleep more, I’m tired. Life is impossible.
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When you’re tired and sleepy but as soon as you lay down in bed your body is like “just kidding.”
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I’m not lazy, I just take a lot of horizontal life pauses.
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I want to wear my headphones to sleep, but I sleep on my side.
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Do people really love sleeping, or do they just hate being awake?
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The moment you try and fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.
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“I’m going to bed.” really means “I’m going to lie in bed and look at my phone.”
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I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon.
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