Hears alarm clock going off, turns it off without waking up.
Confession: I still check for monsters under the bed.
I sleep less, I’m tired. I sleep more, I’m tired. Life is impossible.
I’m not lazy, I just take a lot of horizontal life pauses.
I want to wear my headphones to sleep, but I sleep on my side.
Do people really love sleeping, or do they just hate being awake?
The moment you try and fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.
“I’m going to bed.” really means “I’m going to lie in bed and look at my phone.”
I could be a morning person, if morning happened around noon.