Got new girlfriend before my ex got new boyfriend.
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Opens starburst, finds two cherry.
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Grabs two socks, they match.
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Forgot keys, also forgot to lock the door.
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Sees ex girlfriend, now XL girlfriend.
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Ate pancakes, didn’t get any syrup on me.
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Overslept for class, class was cancelled.
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Took a wrong turn, shortcut.
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Stocks up on candy for trick-or-treaters, no one shows up.
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Went back to sleep for another 10 minutes, finished awesome dream.
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