America…where we show how thankful we are on Thanksgiving by running over people just to get a few deals at Best Buy.
Why does waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
You know you’re getting old when the only club you visit now is Sam’s Club.
Facebook says you are interested in women? You should only be interested in me!
Films Bigfoot, accidentally tapes over footage.
Giving someone a card with no money inside it should be a crime.
Walk in a straight line?! But I can’t even crawl yet officer.
Meets girl on the internet, not a girl.