It’s too sunny outside, I can’t see my iPad screen.
That awkward moment when you say “ouch” but nothing hurt you.
Went to Starbucks, forgot to check in.
Hand sanitizer is the fastest way to find the cut on your hand.
Sometimes you have to burn some bridges to keep the crazies from following you.
Admit it. You always read the texts of the person in front of you.
If you stare at a word on a computer screen long enough, it always looks like it’s spelled wrong.
Sometimes it takes longer to say “bye” than it does to have the whole conversation.
THIS JUST IN: Apparently towels are the biggest cause of dry skin.