cold toilet seat!
My cat has allergies, had to get organic tuna.
Triskaidekaphobia: Fear of the number 13. One of the most prevalent fears in the world. Happy Friday.
Actually no, my post wasn’t about you. But hey, if the shoe fits, wear it.
That moment when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes.
Admit it. As some point in your life you’ve tried to see if you had super powers.
Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this.
That awkward moment when you realize that mannequin has nipples.
That moment when you realize you’ve been looking at just this girl’s beach photos on Facebook.