Its still November people!!!

Anyone else think cats are jerks?

I think I might like this baby. I regret everything I said.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Diamonds are forever unless they fall in lava

I’m gonna take a hot shower, it’s a normal shower, but with me in it.

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

Walking into your room and thinking “I should clean this” Then walking out

There’s a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Putting your leg out of the blankets and feeling exposed to monsters. you know this feel.