The Holy Grail of Carts

Went grocery shopping, got a cart with four good wheels.

OMG I Hate Insomnia Guys!

OMG! Insomnia! Goes to bed at 2am wakes up at Noon.

Facebook says you are interested in women? You should only be interested in me!

If all clocks turn digital, how will we know what clockwise and counterclockwise are?

Reads socially awkward penguin memes, identifies with every one.

8 Hours of sleep? Ya, good luck with that.

I graded all your tests, but I can’t hand them back yet because one student hasn’t taken it.

Went to the mall, didn’t hear any christmas music.

Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of surfing the web.

Multiple Choice: All the answers are correct? You have to choose the most correct one.