What do you mean I’m not a bear I have all the koalifications
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I have a surprise for you…it’s poop.
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I don’t always tip, but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.
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Hey, I’m Dyslexic, and this is number, but here’s my maybe, so call me crazy.
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I don’t always forget my keys. But when I do, there’s no one home.
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I beat my wife and kids everytime we play monopoly.
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