Clearing The Calculator
I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do I press clear a bunch of times to make sure it worked.
Owww, Bit It Again!
I don’t always bite the inside of my mouth, but when I do, I bite it 10 more times in the exact same spot the same day.
What Did You Say?
I don’t always tune people out, but when I do, they are usually trying to teach me something.
You Wanna Come Over?
I don’t always have a girl coming over to hang out, but when I do, I spend 5 hours cleaning my apartment.
What Did The Teacher Say Again?
I don’t always learn important stuff in class, but when I do, I forget it by the time I get home.
Did She See Me Checking That Girl Out?
I don’t always check out hot chicks. But when I do, my girlfriend catches me.
Why Did I Move Out Again?
I don’t always go home for the holidays, but when I do, I remember why I left in the first place.