I Like…Umm…I Mean…Umm

I don’t always talk to the person I have a crush on, But when I do, I… Um… I… Um…

Don’t Know How To Spell It, Google It!

I don’t always correct someones spelling, but when I do, I Google it first so I don’t look stupid.

I don’t always look bad at school, but when I do, I see every attractive person on campus.

I don’t always get txts from my crush, but when I do I over analyze them like crazy.

I Don’t always find a series I like on Netflix, but when I do, I watch all 7 seasons in 4 days.

I don’t always need the instructions when cooking, but when I do, I just threw away the box.

I don’t always talk on the phone, but when I do I pace back and forth like an idiot.

I don’t always use emoticons, but when I do, I’m talking to a girl.

I don’t always tip, but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.

I don’t always forget my keys. But when I do, there’s no one home.