The minute you start liking someone is the minute they like someone else.
I think we should see other people…at least until I’m certain I can’t do any better than you.
If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook wall.
If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.
Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome, and madly in love with me: Please start existing.
How come “forgetting your girlfriend’s birthday” hasn’t been on the show, “1,000 Ways To Die”
I would chop off an arm for you…not mine, but someone’s.
I learned everything I know about relationships from romantic movies
We go together like politicians and bad decisions.