The minute you start liking someone is the minute they like someone else.
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I think we should see other peopleā¦at least until I’m certain I can’t do any better than you.
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If you really loved me, you would say it on my Facebook wall.
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If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.
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Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome, and madly in love with me: Please start existing.
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How come “forgetting your girlfriend’s birthday” hasn’t been on the show, “1,000 Ways To Die”
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Sometimes I miss you, but then I remember that you suck and I’m awesome.
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I would chop off an arm for you…not mine, but someone’s.
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I learned everything I know about relationships from romantic movies
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We go together like politicians and bad decisions.
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