I love you more than zombies love brains.
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206.
It’s not you, it’s my horrible choice in men.
It’s a lot easier to love people when they do exactly as you say.
I’m sorry the relationship with the psycho everyone warned you about didn’t work out.
If you were happy with the wrong person, imagine how you will be with the right one.
A relationship is something where one person is always right and the other is the boyfriend.
A flower a day keeps the nagging away.