Crazy Cat Lady or Dog Lover

Why do we call a woman with a bunch of cats the “crazy cat” lady, but we call a woman with a bunch of dogs a, “dog lover.”

Hmmmm Pinto? Kidney? Garbanzo?

My favorite kind of bean? Jelly.

Sitting through a terrible movie just because your favorite actor is in it.

If a roof actually does catch on fire during a party; no one is going to believe the person that yells, “The roof is on fire!”

That one kid in class that took dodgeball a little too seriously.

Your lack of smiley faces leads me to believe you are tired or moody. It’s ok, I get it 🙂

Sometimes I feel like my dog is the only one who understands me.

Just think…twenty years down the road your kids will be saying things like, “You mean to tell me there was a time when you couldn’t pause live TV?”

Like if you still don’t know how to pronounce “Worcestershire.”

I hate it when TV shows go to a commercial right when things are getting good.