Remembers to make shopping list, forgets it at home.
Remember that hilarious scene from that movie? Let’s explain it terribly so it doesn’t sound funny at all.
Gives you inspiration to work out, study hard, and turn life around, 2AM.
8 Hours of sleep? Ya, good luck with that.
Oh, you got 15 minutes of homework done? Better reward yourself with 6 hours of surfing the web.
Justifies something so you do it, makes you feel bad for doing it.
Remember where you put that thing so you wouldn’t forget it? Yeah neither do I.
Correctly type a word that you’ve spelt a thousand times, hmmmm that doesn’t look right.