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Don’t you type at me in that tone of voice.

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

If you put a hot dog in the fridge, does it become a cold dog?

I want to drive a Volkswagen Bug around just so I am the reason someone is getting punched.

That mini panic attack you get when your seat belt is all tangled up when trying to put it on.

That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by.

Loving how small your phone is without a case, but you can’t bear to leave it naked all the time.

When the entire bottle of conditioner at a hotel isn’t nearly enough.