Watermelon to the dome!!!!!
Words of Wisdom
These vegetables would taste a lot better if they were ice cream.
Dieting Means No Food Network
Something you shoulder never do while on a diet? Watch The Food Network…
Eat Your Greens!
Does eating mint chocolate chip ice cream count as me eating my “greens”?
I Love Bowling
Bowling is the only sport I am good at because no running is involved, and you can eat while playing it.
Who Eats That Little Cereal?!
1 cup of cereal? No thanks, I’ll just keep pouring until it starts to come over the top of the bowl.
Can’t Pronounce It, Can’t Eat It
If I can’t pronounce it; I am not eating it.
I’m A Hot Mess!
It doesn’t matter how careful I am, I always manage to spill food all over myself.