Don’t you type at me in that tone of voice.
Facebook couples. Y U No use private chat?
Turns on blinker, never turns.
12-12-12 is Coming!
That annoying moment when a pop-up ad comes on the screen and you waste five minutes trying to figure out where they hid the “x” button.
No, that joke didn’t go over my head, it just wasn’t funny.
That maddening moment when you record a show and it ends up going over time making you miss the ending.
Posts movie spoilers on Facebook, no warning.
Invites you over to play video games, never lets you play.