Chocolate Bird

Its so majestic

FACT: When unibrows reach that special age, they fall off and become Soaring Eagles.

Do you computer? I’m not great at computering but my grandson is teaching me how to computer.

Finds $100 gift card in junk drawer, Circuit City

If the zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?

Goes to the apple store, to buy an app.

Failed Final, so did everyone else.

Remembers to make shopping list, forgets it at home.

Turns on blinker, never turns.

Missed the due date on an essay, has mom talk to professor.